1. Anonymous asked: 19, 22, 35, 44, 50

    All of the pets I’ve ever had:

    i had a box turtle when i was 3-4…i’m pretty sure i named it Raphael. i also lived with a cat named Whiskers when i was 4-5. we had a Miniature Schnauzer named Marcus from the time i was 6-15, and a mutt (perhaps basset?) named Mandy from ?-17. and, a tabby named Mamy (Amy, with an M) from 6-23.

    Currently: 

    Albin: Dove (pretty sure he wishes i’d die)
    Rocky: Black Lab mix
    Baxter: Basset Hound
    Bogart: Papillion
    Henry James: Miniature Dachsund
    Jem: Tuxedo cat
    Scout: black cat

    The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me:

    ehhh…i had some classmates call me a dog and then bark in my face when i was in the fourth or fifth grade. that was pretty scarring. i was also called a ‘tire’ sometime around then as well. …i’ve always been big. 

    What bands I’ve seen live:

    a lot of country bands i can no longer recall from festivals, including Loretta Lynn, Rascal Flatts, and Dixie Chicks. a christian band called Basic. Song of the Lakes, a local folk band in Michigan.

    rock/metal:

    Stone Sour, Chevelle, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Korn, Loverboy, Disturbed, Godsmack, Machine Head, Trivium, In Flames, Suicide Silence, Straight Line Stitch, Kingdom of Sorrow, Red Fang, Mudvayne, Black Label Society, Stone Temple Pilots, Static-X, Aranda, Violent Soho, Violence to Vegas, Sick Puppies, Hollywood Undead, Bury Your Dead, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Hoobastank….

    and many, many more. i go to a lot of rock festivals. i’m contemplating whether or not to see Marilyn Manson in may (he’s here the same day Five Finger Death Punch and Lacuna Coil are in Tulsa, but it’s also during the week Tiffany is here so i’ll probably stay home from both). 

    (19 and 44 are the same question…)

    What my last text message says:

    sent: “yup.
    received: “._. Shhhhhhhhhhhh~ I know. : B send me besitos~

    if i go back about ten texts you have this little jem from me: “blah. call them a couple creamy cuntbagels. might make you feel better.” then, “don’t forget the creamy goodness part.”

    because that is crucial.