February 2011
Turn Off The Lights — Hollywood Undead
venusonfire replied to your post: You’re not all that and a bag of potato chips.
Heat some frozen ones and say you handmade them. :P
-laughs- if i’d had frozen burritos, i wouldn’t have been cooking at all.
i shunt those muthers in the oven until they either leak or until i get tired of waiting for them to do so, pull them out, then do the battle call of ‘Dinner’s...
You're not all that and a bag of potato chips.
i made burritos for dinner. halfway through, well, more like three-quarters of the way through, i get a call announcing a company of three-who-eat-like-five are coming over and to have enough fixed.
ever been cooking for four and realize you’re supposed to have enough for iron-man football instead? no? let me tell you how it works. you’re irritably cooking (because cooking is your...
January 2011
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Weight of the World — Black Rebel Motorcycle...
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ask me how I will Save the world and I might show... →
I think it's time I just gave up eating red meat,...
Diary of a Deadhead.: How to treat people as... →
littlecitywitch:
kaleidoscopedaze:
How to treat people as people.
1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the...
At least the tumblr 'Error' page has changed....
i just watched Blazing Saddles, and laughed like i’d never seen the damn thing before. too bad everyone i know goes to sleep at ungodly early hours so i had to watch it alone. i mean, honestly, who sleeps at one in the morning?
Did I mention I finally received my diploma? Its...
…guess I need to start acting like a grownup now.
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Seated Upon The Curb
Seated upon the curb, wind ruffling our hair and laughter running on its own accord, pinwheeling off into the atmosphere and our presence caused the destruction of earth but you couldn’t have found the sound of caring anywhere near us.
What were we doing there?
Looking back at the tea-stained, sepia tones of those memories, those happy, happy memories, I can’t recall our purpose. What we hoped...
KD: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ;-)
KW: Who told you love is blind?
KD: You did!!! lmao ;-)
KW: You're mistaken, I tried loving a few homely girls but just couldn't do it.
KW: I probably said "love will make you blind".
“Congratulations, you’re giving birth to cephalopod.”
– what I said when presented with my cousin’s ultrasound.
“When birds fall from the sky and the animals are dying, a new tribe of people...”
– Hopi Prophecy (via wuling09)
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One of the best openers for a movie is Gentlemen...
go, go, Jennifer Coolidge.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Dope Stars Inc. (5)
Danny Elfman (4)
Enter the Haggis (3)
The All-American Rejects (3)
Millencolin (3)
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The fact 'Fake 0g Cheater Ear Plugs' exist amuses...
for those wimps people with 16g holes and too afraid to go bigger. …fake ‘edgey’ jewelry just makes me want to run my head against a wall.
It's not that I always mean to be spiteful, but I...
…not a fact that paints me in a pretty light, but i’ll never lose any sleep over it.
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